Friday, February 27, 2009

Mario Dimaculangan

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room.
One candidate is MARIO DIMACULANGAN.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in managing more than 100 people may leave.
2,000 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself ' I never managed anybody but myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, 'I left high school at 15 but what have I got to lose?'
So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.
498 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak
Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says `ambot unsay akong isulti nako ani .ron'

The other candidate answers: 'ako pud, pre.'

**Hhaha!ka-cute jud sa mga bisaya oi!!tgif everyone!

Have a truly cupful of laughs in your entire weekend!:D


junanteola said...

got here though the tabu-an blog... i've bookmarked, and i'll be back.

Nyl said...


Samara said...

hAHAHAH!! akala ko totoo.. buanga sa mga bisaya OI... pa-ila ra jud bah.. hehe

katcarneo said...

Ibig sabihin, ang tigas ng ulo ng mga Pinoy, haha!

prinsesamusang said...

LOL i'm not sure if i really got the moral of this story. LOL!

bw said...

haha.. this is hilarious ! I gotta pass this around man :)

the donG said...

hahaha... ang kulit nito ah.

Dudong said...

lokong mario at yung isa pa...napatambling siguro si BG sa kanila...o kaya nag nose bleed bigla...hahahahha